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    wow i finally understand math

  • moves on to next question

  • me:

    what the hell is this


🙈 let’s cuddle


🙈 let’s cuddle


do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless





#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!




i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

how do you stir potato salad cause I know I don’t moan and grunt and scream “faster baby oh yeah oh baby” when I do it.

well you’ve been stirring potato salad wrong then


Welcome to Britain where the announcement of a new Doctor makes the headlines of the national news.



I don’t care what you believe in, this is a great man.

As a baptized Catholic, who no longer goes because of my problems with the church, I have to say this man is amazing, the way he acts is exactly how one is SUPPOSED to act, and yet, he somehow gets people angry with him. I do nothing but applaud him.


There’s nothing worse than feeling like you annoy someone who you genuinely enjoy talking to.


who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants